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spin doctor

Someone who twists facts for political purposes.
The spin doctor made sure that the governer won the election.
by gemixman June 7, 2005
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Doctor

by Srhktx September 16, 2009
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Doctor Who

The hit British series about a thousand year old alien who travels with humans in a blue box that's bigger on the inside. It's fans are called Whovians. Don't be fooled, though it seems like a cheerful show, it will make you cry like you're three again and it will ruin your life. It will change your life. You'll become obsessed, and it will become the center of your life. It's a beautiful show and anyone who likes sci-fi, lighthearted humor and doesn't mind being emotionally unstable will love it. Give it a shot, go on. Allons-y!
Whovian: I love Doctor Who, it's brilliant!
Friend: I know. It's all you talk about.
Whovian: Because... Doctor Who... SO GOOD.
by MadmanWithABox December 30, 2012
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Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.
Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016
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I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.
Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.
by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007
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Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009
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Doctorism

The near-religious belief that the Doctor (Doctor Who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. This belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. Subscribers to Doctorism are known as either Doctorites, Companions, or Neo-Whovians.
Doctorism at its best:
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."

Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"
by Draelathor October 30, 2011
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