Turkish Delight

When you penetrate a black woman's anus to the point blood trickles out down between the cheeks - resembling a turkish delight chocolate.

Mate that bird was so fine I'd make her a turkish delight.

by Lt Chil May 26, 2018

Turkey Delight

The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.

I hd some turkey delight during that sex

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

dwight d eisenhower

A building in laurel Maryland that people consider a middle school but is a whole joke

Don't go to Dwight D Eisenhower MS because it is in #708 so it sweet

by 707 OG March 25, 2017

a Dighton

The act of performing sexual intercouse while rolling around in a cow pasture, preferably on top of a cow patty. There's also a good chance you are related to this person.

Oh yeah, I so took that chick Felicia out behind the barn, back with the cows and gave her a Dighton.

by tigerbothesh December 12, 2006

Afternoon Delight

The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face.

My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.

by Vault October 1, 2006

post-Potter delight

The delightful feeling you have when you realise there will be no more books with that annoying little wizard git.

"Hey, there isnt gonna be anymore Harry Potter books!"
"OH THANK GOD! Finally I have some post-Potter delight"

by Nhuck Corris August 7, 2007

vegan delight

Tying a vegan up and stuffing dried beans up their anus, then leaving them there and going into the next room to eat cheese fondue with the real people.

I invited Jim over for dinner the other night, but when he showed up, he said he couldn't eat my cooking because he was a vegan, so I gave him the vegan delight.

by jwoaelker January 4, 2009