Definitions by Vault

Afternoon Delight 

The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face.

My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.

Afternoon Delight by Vault October 1, 2006

Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.

Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.

Morning Glory by Vault September 30, 2006

Thunder Struck 

A female's dumfounded expression after the initial insertion into the anus. Similar to the expression post Morning Glory.

I've seen some thunder struck faces in my day, but Memory takes the cake.

Thunder Struck by Vault September 30, 2006