Dick

1. A penis
2.a rude annoying (usually male) person

1.we did anal with my dick
2.he is such a dick!

by Potato chisp May 20, 2016

Dick

What she wants after texting “hey” with two or three y’s

Guy: *Is minding his own business

Girl: *texts heyy
Guy: SHE WANTS THE DICK

by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019

Dick

A special key used for opening a cunt

I have a big dick.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Dick

A penis.

U dick

by asdkfhlsdkjgabiwelfukjhzlfawe; March 26, 2018

dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

Dick

A shortened version of the name Richard.

Richard's nickname is Dick.

by TimmyBoy2007 August 16, 2019

Dick

It is What I have repeatly shoved in your mom's mouth

Look at dis DOUBLE DECKER DICK

by DOUBLE DECKER DICK July 5, 2019