cocoa dump

A Cocoa Dump (1) is a a term used to describe a person of color finally finding a therapist that is also a person of color and proceeding to dump their entire life story onto them in 10 minutes because even though they've had therapists before they've with held information due to not feeling safe. This will usually take a multitude of avenues to process and not just this instant moment of relief. (2) can also be a term used to describe your children literally dumping a canister of cocoa onto the floor and it being so finely grounded that it makes a mess that you will need a multitude of ways to try to clean up.

A client just came into the crisis center and cocoa dumped on me. Or my darn kids just cocoa dumped on the floor!

cocoa dump by Mama Martha May 31, 2019

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck 

While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.

she gives a wicked rocky mountain dump truck.

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck by Agang26 March 25, 2009

hide-a-dump 

A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.

Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.

Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by

"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"

hide-a-dump by BROSKEW August 8, 2009

Hot Chick Dump 

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.

Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."

Hot Chick Dump by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014

Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

Panic Dump by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004

Dumbshit 

Someone whose brain is missing. Instead, their skull is full of shit, which they feel the need to spout off at all times.

The guy who offered a terminal cancer patient a life time supply of twinkies is a dumbshit. The guy won't live long anyways, way to remind him.

Dumbshit by Feathermoon Farzclick July 27, 2010

dumpster hot 

(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.

Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."

dumpster hot by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011