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Super Double Fister

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010
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Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
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Uber Doucher

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"
by Friedo from Chicago May 2, 2011
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Job Douche

Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
by Blargle Margle July 24, 2011
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arrogant douchebag

A person who is far too cocky, vain, over-prided, delusional, and happy and often considers themselves much more better than other people by many things, some obvious, some more subtle.
by Mr. TrollStone August 1, 2012
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Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic
Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.
by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015
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Double Fuck

When a girl lays between two guys in A bed and get's two dicks in her body at the same time one in the anus and the other in the pussy!
Maci : So girl I heard you had A Double Fuck last night!

Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!

Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!

Kiersten : For Sure!
by SlopNChop November 3, 2016
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