Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all

"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"

by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025

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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

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You're such a dork

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.

by gooeygal December 23, 2017

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Orkin Dork

The Orkin Man in the commercials... Standing at attention with his Orkin Helmet and sign on a stick... giving the evil eye to the giant termites.

At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.

by Side of Fries April 1, 2011

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Grade A dork

Grade A dork

Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.

That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.

Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.

That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.

by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009

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