choteus

A penis in wich it is wider than its lenght.

Dude that fat guy changing over there has a choteus!!

by vanstnt May 15, 2005

Chote

Derived from the word "Chode", it is a thinner form of a Chode.

"See that kid? He's got the smallest Chote!"

by SuppaKaffa April 19, 2010

Coyote

A female who dates men three or more years younger than themselves

Paula Abdul totally went coyote for Brad Beckerman

by eastoner August 11, 2012

coyote saliva

A pejorative reference to domestic beer that is neither zesty nor robust and is consumed only under circumstances of desparation or sheer masochism. See: Milwaukee's Best or Keystone Ice.

"If I wanted to barf, I would have ordered coyote saliva!"

by masterJonesy April 13, 2007

coyote quicksand

Sinking mud that is sort of like quicksand, but instead of being found in a desert, coyote quicksand can be found in places like rain-forests or swamps.

"Coyote quicksand is made of mud, not sand. They should call it quickmud."

by Redwood Jones April 2, 2009

Cooteroid

A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.

"I was afraid to go down on her because she either had the herp, or a mad case of cooteroids."

by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015