make my dick cry 

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

make my dick cry by Big Steve September 3, 2003

Me cry 

Depression and extreme sadness due to corona virus fucking up ur life and events

Girl: Coronavirus canceled slc and worlds

Guy: Me cry
Girl :(((

Me cry by capitanvs22 March 12, 2020

makes even a real man cry 

Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).

When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.

makes even a real man cry by Paetar October 7, 2010

Far cry 6 

A solid demonstration of Ubisoft's inability to make good working backend software to allow good co-op sessions for a video game, despite it being 2022 and multiplayer games have been out for the past 20 years. Instead the game excels on throwing multiple networking errors while Ubisoft's IT team blames you and your router/console while their networking team is celebrating their utter ineptitude for making basic software.

Oh dude you got disconnected again? Of course man! It's Far Cry 6!

Far cry 6 by GucciGoo April 4, 2022

Hip to cry on 

variation of the guy whose a shoulder to cry on.

The guy whose shoulder a girl cries on when she's upset but the guy really just wants to have sex with her so is always supportive and in the backround stalking it's prey for his chance to strike

Girl-I'm so upset that mike never called me for that second date
the hip to cry on guy-oh it will be ok I'll be there for you. Whatever u want I'll take care of it for u...

Hip to cry on by Smartguynumber1 November 2, 2009

Big girls don't cry 

An annoying song by Fergie.
And it's not like her first three singles (London Bridge, Fergalicious, Glamorous), which were MEANT to be annoying and stay in your head all day. This song is actually pretty mellow and kinda country-sounding, and yet it still somehow has the ability to be stuck in your head all day.

I heard "Big Girls Don't Cry" on the radio and it made me want to commit suicide.

Big girls don't cry by Purple Zebra June 23, 2007

Korean Cry 

To express oneself with an outpouring of emotion that is unbelievable.

Alex broke mom's new vase but didn't get in trouble because of all his Korean Crying.

Korean Cry by orangehouse December 23, 2011