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cringe derangement syndrome

1) Rather than living genuinely as your true self, letting the internet's notion of "cringe" rule both your every action and affect your judgment of others.

2) To have a highly, highly overtuned cringe-detector, to such a degree it makes you not just judgemental but, most crucially, insecure. In every action you take, you worry of coming off in a way that is "cringe" and this insecurity you too project onto others, in effect being judgemental of anything you would have yourself avoided doing in fear of its "cringe."
A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self. To live otherwise is to have succumbed to cringe derangement syndrome and became the most cringe of all.

CDS Sufferer: Hey did you see that cringe ass poem Ronald wrote? Was it meant to be deep or something? Lol??
Lao Tzu: Tell me, oh judgmental one. Would your life not be better, were you to also allow such art to burst forth from yourself, both shameless of its quality, and fearless of the perceptions of others? This standard you hold yourself to, this arbitrary delineation between "cringe" and "based," this self-limitation and negativity that infects your heart, yes, I find it to be the most cringe thing of all.
CDS Sufferer: You're right... I wrote a bunch of poems too, but I shredded them up for fear of people thinking they were bad or faux-deep. I will now be truly based: I will be cringe without shame!
by Melogale September 23, 2023
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Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.
Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.
by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023
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Walking cries

When your toddler walk around crying because they are tired or for no other reason, other than crying.
Why is she just walking around crying over nothing? Because she has the walking cries.
by ellakitty25 March 19, 2010
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Slimy Cringe

A cringe that doesn't hit you hard like a normal cringe, but instead it slides it's way over you molesting you so afterward you just feel uncomfortable and disgusted
Carl: hey bro you know that kid Jacob Santoris?
Jake: yeah dude
Carl: he's got slimy cringe written all over him
by Hornythorny69 July 28, 2016
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serial crier

When someone is really emotional and cries during every show/movie/commercial/etc they watch
Man I cried more than 5 times watching the series finale of The Office just now and I can't stop. I'm definitely a serial crier.
by coolbeansdude May 30, 2016
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Flight cringe

Flight cringe : when you are so scared to fly you grab the seat and hold on for dear life
Gal:Hey do you get flight cringe?

Guy: yea I'm so scared of flying !
by Bluezee15 July 10, 2016
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