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Coltin

An amazing blue eyed guy, tall, funny amazingly sweet, has a cute wrangler butt, good taste in everything, has an breathtaking smile with eyes that draw you in and makes you shiver in awe, very blind to others that care about him.
damn that coltin is fine
by browneyed417 August 6, 2010
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Colonized

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"
by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018
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Calton

a male that chooses not to conform, fit in, or act like others.He detest both his imperfections and his humanity, and feels that humanity has lost sight of god and what he did. That humanity has grown disgusting in it's existence.

to be very artistic, respectful of the arts, and when determined won't let anybody stop him and does the best of all in his individuality
Wow he is the calton of the class
by AJ street June 3, 2009
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colon spelunking

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004
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colon slug

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.
He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.
by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010
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Colonel Regret

The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease
It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran
by Browntown154 December 20, 2014
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Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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