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Coulsonated

The action of acting like Mike Coulson, a legendary man of God with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical Labor. Excelling in any type of work requiring you to Man-Up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).
1-"Did you see Anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?"

"Yeah, he Coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; He had one in each hand and grabbed the door for Pastor Barb to come in!"

2-Chuck Norris sleeps in Mike Coulson pajamas.
by CarryingDaily April 1, 2010
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Colonial Fever

The reverse of "jungle fever." A person of color lusting after a white person.
Jose has Colonial Fever; he's trying to jump Becky's bones.
by BrichesNhose May 8, 2011
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Colonial Mentality

Having colonial mentality represents a misguided non-white person (commonly a Filipino, born or living in a white country) who is extremely white washed and conforms to white social settings due to their insecurity amongst his or hers ethnic or cultural identity and history.

The background of colonisation offers colonised people to perceive that their original nation was historically inferior since the Western cultures were able to triumphantly colonise, overall settling the idea of Europeans being superior. Effectively, this mentality causes members to unknowingly or purposefully reject and criticise anything topic-related to their ethnicity or culture as they may psychologically desire acceptance within their white society.

Attitudes + behaviours may include:
- Disliking/avoiding traditions
- Eating with European cutlery
- Dressing in fashion related to anything but their heritage
- Hating your (dark) skin tone, often using products that whiten or bleach ones skin tone
- Discriminating people of their ethnicity/culture, criticising their appearance or customs
- Values the European lifestyle and people
- Will be in a relationship with a person of European descent
Filipino teen with colonial mentality:
1) "Spain was able to colonise our islands, claim then establish it as the Philippines, therefore their domination makes me appreciate Western cultures because they are superior."

2)"I hate my cultural identity because we are politically and economically imperfect. This means people will think I'm lame."
by YourSenpaiWaifu December 25, 2019
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smokey colon

What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.
"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."
by goblinmonger January 8, 2009
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shiite colon bomb

a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion
Dude i dropped a shiite colon bomb on Francis last weekend, he had to get surgery.
by samurai2141 May 3, 2010
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Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian
Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian
by London_Ad October 6, 2006
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colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.
Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.
by Leokills January 20, 2006
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