barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.

"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"

by DanRC September 5, 2007

clockblocker

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.

Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.

by antlerskettering November 28, 2009

Clock Block

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.

"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."

by QFswagger January 10, 2012

clocked on

Literally means 'realised' or 'understood', virtually always said after just - just clocked on (just realised)

Person A: "Oh, he was joking."

Person B: "Yeah, I just clocked on."

by Spice Tropics May 6, 2013

Chook Fucker

A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.

John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.

by Cougarman July 24, 2019

squirrel clock

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.

No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.

by Kalollypops October 29, 2008

blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

by DimpleHo March 13, 2009