Chicken Wizard

A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)

Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?

Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?

Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.

Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.

by banterbus31 November 10, 2009

Chicken Pussy

Another word for the vent of a hen. Where the egg comes out. Slang for a someone with a messy appearance.

She must have a big chicken pussy to lay an egg that big.
Dang, he is all looking like a chicken pussy.

by alldjds March 11, 2011

chicken pox

an illness that causes red rashes all over the body to show up that look like little red bumps. Usually comes along with
a fever a day or two before.

"Look man, i just got all these red bumps over me, it must be chicken pox."

by lil_kika May 17, 2006

uncooked chicken

A fat chick lying on her back ready for missionary. (E.Lincourt-2006)

In comparison to what an uncooked chicken looks like lying on the counter before it is cooked for dinner. A Big bulbous body with little arms, big thighs and the skin full of tiny goosebump-like pours where all of it's feathers have been plucked from.

Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!

by erp2 August 11, 2007

chicken charlie

Some mildly retarded black pimp from Johnstown, PA who is a local legend because of his dancing abilities and clubbing activities.

I saw Chicken Charlie dancing with some white dude at Lucille's Bar.

by Charlie Chicken December 16, 2008

chickenbeef

Army term for meat. It is used in every dish that the army make in garrison.

PFC: Yo I got the chickenbeef pot pie today what did you get seargent?
SGT: I got the chickenbeef stew but, now I wish I had gotten the chickenbeef burrito instead

by TaCo Almighty January 1, 2005

Chicken-Fried Mess

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South

Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

by DJ Oneiromancer October 2, 2008