Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

Carfetti

Unidentifiable pieces of broken car left after a wreak.

The wreak was so bad all I saw was carfetti.

by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019

Caffe nero

A place where someone who is stupid(g) never goes(except if he is so stupid that he goes and jumps a cliff)

(elena): are we going to caffe nero? (john): yeah but stupid(g) isn't coming.

by nitsafff January 3, 2020

caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

Cafetiriyauh

Cafetiriyauh is the correct way to spell Cafeteria because everybody in FDB doesn't know how to spell.

I wanted some China White from the kitchen, but they were handing it out in the Cafetiriyauh.

by ForTheBroskies February 12, 2020

Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

casfewasada

having a seizure or just slamming your keyboard

look at the casfewasada robux!

yeah i agree

by asdfdsfgdsfasdsdgfgd June 23, 2020