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scrum master. caleb reminds me of a ninja. he's very mysterious, but is simultaneously an open book. caleb is creepy. he will order multiple meals and then eat none of them. bing bong!
Who pooped outside of Lila's door?
It was Caleb!
by bingbong27 January 9, 2022
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Calebs are typically the absolute COOLEST motherfuckers around. Calebs may get ZERO bitches, but they are the best kind of person to hang out with.
Simp 1: "Hey, have you seen Caleb around? I want to hang out with him, he's cool as fuck."
Simp 2: "Nah, he's probably out somewhere getting zero hoes again."
by thatmukman January 12, 2022
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Caleb

An extremely intelligent guy that's always using long words to explain complex concepts. He criticizes, but if he is your friend, he will never judge you. He can be insensitive at times, but super sweet at other times. He has a beautiful mind and a beautiful soul. He is the type of person you can't help but admire. He is good at understanding people, at seeing their point, at being unbiased, or at least knowing when he is biased. He is really buff, and very dedicated to that which he is interested in. He has very high standards for himself, but doesn't think of himself as a failure when he doesn't get as far as he wants, he just does better the next time. Have I mentioned he's really smart? He can be annoying to people who don't enjoy thinking as a form of entertainment. He has bright, intelligent hazel eyes that make you melt, but they are usually hidden by his glasses. He is talented, but he never sees it, he just sees what he needs to improve. Despite being smarter than most people, he still tries to get along with and understand them. He is the type of person you would be willing to stay in a friendzone for.
Me: You can be a jerk at times
Caleb: What did I do and what needs to be done?
Me: *Swoon's
by Hellawedd13322 January 20, 2022
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Manipulative, cocky, gaslighting, theatre kid, charming, angry dude. If you find a Caleb, you better watch out. At first, he comes across as sweet and nice, but when you get to know him better, you’ll see his lying, bitter, and self-absorbed side. He’s the type of guy who would get a perm or get a lip tattoo for attention. He’ll also make you pay for any and all drinks or meals he wants if y’all are hanging out together. He can be entertaining as a friend though, and if you’re ever in need of a partner to walk with you or shop with you, he’s more than happy to go along for the ride.
Girl 1: Man, I really need someone to go to the store with me so I don’t feel so alone, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all…
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
by Darealborthgiver January 27, 2022
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me: caleb is genital warts
caleb: shut up
by wienerbooty January 31, 2022
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Most Caleb's are ugly and have a huge gap between his teeth, most of them have a shit haircut and think they can 3v1 in a fight
Girl 1: "Have you seen that new kid with the gap between his teeth, look at the state of him"

Girl 2: "he must be a Caleb"
by hyt March 16, 2022
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A man who thinks he can pull when he is clapped, wanna be Reece. Caleb is a pussy
Person 1: that kid thinks he is so fucking cool what a pussy

Person 2: he must be a caleb
by Hdbeisb cosos March 19, 2022
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