3 definitions by bingbong27

caleb

scrum master. caleb reminds me of a ninja. he's very mysterious, but is simultaneously an open book. caleb is creepy. he will order multiple meals and then eat none of them. bing bong!

Who pooped outside of Lila's door?
It was Caleb!

by bingbong27 January 10, 2022

beta theta pi

The best frat ever. Which isn't saying much. All the guys are mid, yet the atmosphere is top tier. If you go to a beta party, you will feel like a ten simply because these men are desperate. Stay away from Topher.

1: Did you hear beta theta pi is throwing tonight?
2: Oh shit! Don't drink that wine again!

by bingbong27 January 10, 2022

tenaya

the best residence hall at cal poly. on god! the bathrooms are questionable, the kitchen is a closet, and we collectively ignore the fact that they haven't renovated since 1950. however, the people of tenaya are the best group you'll ever meet. you could sit in the common room for hours and everyone who passes through will have a conversation with you. dormcest is real. beware the traphouse.

1: I heard someone took a shit in the red bricks!
2: Yeah it was in tenaya!

by bingbong27 January 10, 2022