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dump-clothes

a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma November 9, 2012
mugGet the dump-clothesmug.

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Table Clothmug.

sack cloth

I hope I dont get sack cloth for christmas.
by dae2dae December 3, 2013
mugGet the sack clothmug.

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.
by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021
mugGet the Cloth Smoochermug.

Clothing nub

A part of clothing that sticks out in an odd fashion
by Michael foxworth November 20, 2016
mugGet the Clothing nubmug.

Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.
CLOTHES BEAM!”
by Dordobolong March 21, 2021
mugGet the Clothes Beammug.

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