Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a
wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his
balls turned
blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb
stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"