braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

Braeden

a boy who is very dumb sometimes and finds random pebbles in his room and throws them at his phone and breaks it

“NOOO! I just cracked my phone with this rock! Why is there a rock in my room?!?”
“Oh, he’s a Braeden for sure!!”

by firestarterhaley November 23, 2019

branden's dick

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.

Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!

by GIIQ October 25, 2010

braden page

a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.

i slept with a guy who had the biggest penis last night!
well braden page's is so much bigger

by travis munchen June 15, 2010

Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.

check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!

by Spark218 March 1, 2020

Brayden

A total ass of a dude. Super deceptive and will ruin your life. Spends most of his time telling you how much he cares about you and how he loves you but is always only looking for sex. When the relationship gets to be too much for him, he gives up and asks for sex anyways

“Man that dude was such an ass”

“I know he’s a total brayden”

by mouse rat July 19, 2018

Brayden

Someone named Brayden is usually a fuckboy to start, but not only that, he is really just selfish, annoying , short, small dick, and he loves to play with him self.

Brayden thinks he is cool because he tells everyone he hooked up with a girl, but really he just confesses to haley that he is a bitch and he hasent.- love haley

by im a sput, right? January 3, 2018