A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.
by Nazi Pants May 20, 2008
Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
by QuacksO December 07, 2011
“Would you say those are Big wee boobies ?”
“ Aye you know the ones. They look like shrunken massive boobies, but are still big but kinda wee on a wee burd”
“ Aye you know the ones. They look like shrunken massive boobies, but are still big but kinda wee on a wee burd”
by 3TB June 09, 2021
by Poll3nth3wol599 January 22, 2023
Those are some big busty boobies disgusting slurping noises
by Mr.robinsongaylord March 30, 2022
by [insertfunnyusernamehere] June 29, 2011
When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
by Codewarrior128 November 10, 2013