Definitions by Codewarrior128

boobie alarm clock 

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.

Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.

boobie alarm clock by Codewarrior128 November 9, 2013