Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.
My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.
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a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
by please-dont-get-pissed-nevermind-go-ahead-you-ugly-girl June 13, 2006
Get the ugly blonde mug.Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005
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Get the blonde mug.A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
Get the black on blond mug.Refers to a lady who is being more than usually unco-operative, illogical, irational, short tempered and just plain horrible simply because the decorators are in. Formed from obnoxious and on the blob.
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