When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
by smeghead February 04, 2005
by Robert Hooley July 27, 2008
Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.
by dingdong diva December 15, 2010
When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.
It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!
My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
by Kempo April 24, 2006
by LCRC July 21, 2008
by Cory Mohr January 03, 2009
A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.
Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling
flying
and even solving a rubik's cube
Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling
flying
and even solving a rubik's cube
by beardedone July 20, 2015