Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019

battle tip

the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.

Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed

oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog

by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 2, 2019

baculum

1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.

2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.

That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.

by vanishingly February 28, 2021

battle of the josh

The battle to decide the done definitive josh

“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”

by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

baculum

The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.

Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

Battle Creature

This term is used to describe a low-income single person from Battle Creek who’s usually on drugs. They usually can be found driving a car held together by duck tape and probably has some weed in the trunk.

Me: I crashed my car so now I gotta drive this piece of junk.

Friend: Lol you look like a Battle Creature driving that thing.

by JimmyBC October 5, 2021

battle tapes

An American electric rock band formed in the 2010’s

Person 1: Oh did you listen to the new Battle Tapes single “If Only”
Person 2: Oh yeah dude I love Battle Tapes
*They proceed to start making out*

by anonymous November 9, 2022