Bacon ex Machina 

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.

Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."

Bacon ex Machina by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014

Bacon mcflurry 

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

Bacon mcflurry by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

Bacon Umbrella 

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

Bacon Umbrella by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

bacon fatter 

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

bacon fatter by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

bacon's pussy 

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

bacon's pussy by El cheeky November 15, 2017

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

Bacon Penis by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

Bacon PTSD 

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

Bacon PTSD by claymøre August 27, 2018