Butter Knife

A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.

When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.

by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017

Butter muncher

The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.

Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”

“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”

“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”

by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023

Butter The Pan

An act usually done after sex, when the male or female smears the "Juices" or "Sexual Aftermath" into the other persons face.

Butter The Pan
Buttered The Pan
Buttering The Pan

"If my girl cums on me again, I am gona "Butter The Pan"
with it"
"You should have see the look on her face after I Buttered her Pan"

by Jahred Gamez July 16, 2008

butter the popcorn

While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.

Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."

Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"

Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.

Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.

by MurderousYoric April 30, 2009

Butter Face

A Butter Face would be a girl/guy who has a body that makes your jaw drop BUT HER FACE isnt really all that great so she/he is considered a "Butter Face" and i know all of you know what kind of people im talking about

me-"Damn Girl!!"
*girl turns around*
me-"Ehh yous a "Butter Face" turn back around.."

by Natazzle Dazzle September 23, 2005

Butter Shawn Johnson

The act of inserting a stick of butter (or margarine, depending on preference) into a receiving partner who is bent over, gripping their ankles with their hands.

Dude, you did NOT do the Butter Shawm Johnson!

or

WTF?! She let you do the Butter Shawn Johnson?! Wackest shit I heard today!

by WelshPoeticWaxLady October 4, 2008