Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.

shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!

by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012

bollockutor

A term used for people whose utterances do not show logical connections and lack any intellectual deepnes.
Etimology: fusion of the english word "bollocks" with the latin "locutor" (literally "someone who talks bollocks")

(after someone comments the news without having a clue)

This bollockutor is getting on my nerves!

by Luxemburgish August 27, 2013

bollockules

Smalls gonads.

Lacking in testicular fortitude (inf.) A coward.

"Ronaldo really ought to stop diving and crying like a baby every time someone touches him. He must have a pair of bollockules"

by WillThePeople October 5, 2016

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Bollockeracy

Fancier way to say "bollocks", which means nonsense/garbage.

The bollockeracy of NK has been exceptionally ridic.

by EpicRawl April 17, 2019

bollocktrain

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.

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by Yodag June 7, 2019

Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019