beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument

Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?

by Pheen April 24, 2018

smack beef

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.

Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.

by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.

To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.

by Jammothet April 13, 2021

Pink Beef

Fat, pink pussy lips. Engorged labial flaps.

She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!

She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Beef fizz

Beef fizz is a summer drink, originally published in the 1975 Kitchen Companion drink guide. Made from two cans of condensed beef broth, one cup of chilled ginger ale, and two tablespoons of lemon juice it, is well known as a delicious and refreshing beverage, perfect for long days in the hot sun.

John: Hey man, come try my beef fizz.

Joe: What the fuck is a beef fizz?

John: Trust me man, just drink it.

Joe: sips beef fizz

Joe: vomits profusely

by tehfcuk June 27, 2020

Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).

"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"

by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011