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face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.
Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.
by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011
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battling bastards

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "
Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
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batwing

A painfull heat rash on your inner thighs caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Can sometimes be avoided by a liberal dose of cornstarch . Sometimes Not .
Halfway through my Saturday double shift I was stricken by a fierce Batwing which no amount of cornstarch could abate .
by W.P. May 2, 2005
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Batwing

Used by males to describe weather so hot, one's testicals stick to the inner thigh.
Man1: Its so hot lately!
Man 2: Yes, yesterday was totally batwing.

or

"Its so hot Im totally batwinged right now"
by Henry the Harry February 2, 2010
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Faux-Bating

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.
"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"
by Dis n' Dat January 12, 2008
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Gender Baiting

When a person acts to defy their natural biology by mentally choosing their new biology opposition that can be a mixture of onset and opposition, or a new gender altogether that has never existed, and then expecting everyone to understand it's prefix and appreciate the person as is despite it making no sense.

*Simplified*
A person born as a man, choosing to cross dress yet never receiving any hormonal therapy nor gender reconstruction, yet labels themselves a woman, and demands women privileges, and will withhold these critical details when trying to date, or make friends.

The same can be said about the opposite gender being female.
-Womens only Swimming Pool-

Example 1

Person: Hi, I would like to swim here please.
Administrator: That will be $3.25, and I will need to see your ID, please miss.

Person: *Gives money and ID*
Administrator: Uh, I'm sorry but you cannot swim here, this is a female only unit.

Person: EXCUSE YOURSELF! Are you blind? I am a woman!

Administrator: *scans ID again* Until your personal ID verifies you are a woman, you are not welcome to swim here, sorry.

Person: This is a total insult to who I am as a brave individual woman as myself. *Walks off in a rage*
Administrator: *thinks to themselves- thank goodness I didn't allow that gender baiter into the pool, I would of lost my job*

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Example 2

Scott: How was your date with that girl last night?
Liam: It was horrible...
Scott: Why?
Liam: She was actually a HE, and didn't tell me, and when I asked questions about why they hid that important information from me they got offended.

Scott: That sucks to hear you experienced gender baiting..
Liam: Yeah, I'm pissed, don't tell the guys I got gender baited. They won't let me live this one down..
by Amish Stalker March 1, 2022
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bathing suit hickey

Action doll of the legend James Hickey with pool-side accesories. Comes complete with plastic sun lounger and pint glass.
I've got the new Bathing Suit Hickey, i know its a doll but he looks so sexy in that bathing suit!

My Bathing Suit Hickey is passed out on the side of the pool cos he drunk too much!
by hickdogg June 7, 2005
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