Asger

A mega hot sexy man, that has a massive dong.

That guy last night was definitely an Asger

by Ditpseudonym November 22, 2021

Asher

A complete dumbass. Has a huge forehead. An emo nerd (he might deny it but deep down he knows its the truth.) Built like a forest cryptid (run away.) Is 39% sped. Bro's favorite word is llama 💀👎👎. Unicorn onesie enthusiast. Never trust bro with anything. Will never pay you back. Has weird shit in his backpack. Many plushies that he will let anyone abuse. A single father with many bird children.Will not cry if one dies (is probably the cause of death tbh.) Has no paper at home for some reason. Uses "Imagine" too much 😟😟😟.

Person 1: "Asher has a huge forehead."
Asher: "🤯"

by UrbanDICKtionaryEnthusiast December 2, 2022

Vaginal Aspergers

Chick who won't have sex during her period even though the guy wants to because her lady parts aren't in the proper state.

Went over to Trina's house last night but the bitch had vaginal aspergers and I couldn't stick it.

by Bronco Spurlock March 3, 2017

baylor asher

A faggot fag

look at that ugly baylor Asher

by Baylor asher May 5, 2018

I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way

I have Asperger’s syndrome

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

aspergia

A mental health syndrome that is seen as "high-functioning autism." It is really a bullshit syndrome created by and for geeks so they actually have a mental excuse for not being able to talk to girls or catch a football.

"I would walk down the street with other humans, but my Aspergia makes it impossible. I will get all my pokemon to level 100 instead and say I am really smart.

by MickeyMouse7 March 31, 2009

Asher

A common boys name in israel but when its used for a girl it gives her such a unique vibe that goes with her everywhere she walks and always makes her stand out to everyone. She will probably be somewhere dancing or making a fool of herself. She always appreciates her friends and her friends appreciate her. She isn't one you want to let go of, but come one i mean who would willingly let go of one of the prettiest, funniest, nicest and coolest girls out there. so if you meet and Asher remember not to let go of her because she will always love you no matter what mistakes you make. Always believe in her even if she comes off as slightly strange because shes special.

Boy 1: Ok I just saw some random girl dancing like crazy over there!
Boy 2: Was she pretty?
Boy 1: She must be an Asher :)

by tinytony March 24, 2013