free agent

When you don't have a date for homecoming or prom.

Hey, I heard that girl is a free agent!
You should ask her out.

by steveayres35 September 6, 2016

how to have intense sex with your fbi agent

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R

I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.

by God 2 by shaggy May 6, 2019

secret agent

a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.

"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"

"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"

by goddamnhippy June 13, 2005

AgentJ

A scholar who enjoys scholarly pursuits

AgentJ is a nice peice of ass

by AgentJ April 14, 2005

Agent Orange

Donald Trump's skin color.

Agent Orange~ Donald Trump's skin color.

by knsadjcnsdcn February 21, 2017

Secret Agent

When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".

After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.

by ForestTex February 20, 2007

Agent-X

Pen name of eccentric Missouri artist. Future baglady or cat-lady. See cynical misanthrope.

"The 'X' is for 'Anonymous'!"

by annie December 27, 2003