adultiest

Good at being an adult

I am the adultiest adult.

by Dhancbsusnevshwb May 20, 2017

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

adultie

The art of not letting partying affect your day to day life.

We're adults and did adultie things

by Adultie October 13, 2017

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Adultromise

(Made up noun) - The mixture of the words Adult and Compromise. To pretend that one has made an Adult decision, given their ability to justify the action or something terrible that they are about to do, because the result could have been worse if they had taken a different course

I was forced to adultromise and only purchase 2 bottles of bourbon for the party tonight.

by thuganomical April 20, 2018

adult hot

When you go out with your girl and she’s done dressing like a teen and pulls off that scarf and long adult ass coat jawn

Sean took Noelle to dinner and said damn babe you’re “adult hot” af

by ASAP seany December 16, 2017

adultgarten

A group of adult that behave like little children in locked areas (offices and etc.) or opened areas (forests and etc.), AKA men-children/women-children.

"It is a catastrophe! A lot of teenage-looking men and women are running around building!"
"Adultgarten. It seems, they haven't grown from kindergarten much. Oh,well."

by Underused Definition Station January 17, 2018