asbestos

A nice substence to consume.

Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.

Asbestos rules.

by Yakenslash November 16, 2003

Assassin

one of the last descendents of the hashashin; they still gather under certain planetary alignments not to kill but to honour their forefathers through mystic rituals. once the higher cerebral level has been achieved, they are free to plot the downfall of the god who betrayed them and the return of the dark lord their master

i once knew an assassin, or at least i thought i did

by servant of the baron September 24, 2003

assassin

A Guild Wars profession specializing in combo attacks attacks and shadow abilities. Attributes include:

Critical Strikes
Dagger Mastery
Deadly Arts
Shadow Arts

The assassin lashed out at the W/Mo and shadow stepped back to safety.

by Domino-the-Drow June 28, 2006

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 26, 2006

dog-assed

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.

"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"

by kronotron January 27, 2010

Blackwater Assassin co.

Blackwater Assassin co. is a company that employs many assassins, and families of assassins, to do their biddings. Blackwater has been around for generations, even dating back to the Victorian times. This deadly company will not stop until their objectives have been completed. They get the information on their target, and assign the target an assassin. They then reveal the information to the assassin at hand, and then give him the "green light" to go ahead and do his job. Blackwater prides itself on its secrecy in remaining discreet and anonymous, even though its assassins cannot stop talking about it constantly to their friends on-line. In most cases, Blackwater's assassins are all around us. Even your mom could be one. SO WATCH OUT.

Guy 1: Bro, I was in a chat-room and got threated by someone. I took it lightly until he said he was an assassin.

Guy 2: An assassin, he must be from Blackwater Assassin co.

by ThunderCock69 March 3, 2010

Assessination

(n.) The process of assessinating.

Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010