Air Shaft

In the act of scissoring one girl shifts up a bit and rips ass in the other girl's vag thus causing a vibrating sensation on the clitoris.

When the two girls were scissoring the one had gas and performed an air shaft.

by Scissor Me'timbers January 8, 2009

air kill

Similar to Road kill except it is a bird that is hit by a plane

Jimmy: "dude, there is some serious air kill on my window"
Fred: "Gross"

by JJ the Jet plane November 7, 2006

Air nugget

An air nugget is when you fart with your buttocks pressed together and you can feel the air pocket slowly escape

I thought sharted, but thank God it was just an air nugget

by muppetmower July 24, 2014

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Con-Air

After having sex with a girl, you write a note on her chest addressed to U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin and throw her out of the nearest window and shout "Later, Pinball!"

Dude I totally gave her the con-air last night after we were done. She landed on my neighbor's cat and while the message did not attract the U.S. marshalls, I did get a visit from the local police.

by FlogTheDolphin July 7, 2011

air band

Like it's solo cousin, air guitar, an air band involves pretending to play musical instruments enthusiastically to recorded music. No actual instruments are involved.

Etymology: Scrubs.

Hey John, would you like to join my air band? We still need an air drummer and an air singer.

by JellyandPB December 29, 2009

Air Raid

To take a dump.

Can be used at anytime to indicate that you need to empty your arse of feces.

One may also chose to add the name of either of the four following cities, to indicate the size of the shit (smallest to biggest)

1. Berlin (Carpet bomb)

2. Hanoi (Napalm)

3. Nagasaki/Hiroshima (Nuclear)

Bill : "Brb, I'm going for an air raid"

John : "Hanoi or Berlin?"

Bill : "Neither, I think it's gonna be a Nagasaki this time"

by Richi Rich July 22, 2009