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Guy 1- Selena is ignoring me on snapchat even though I can see her snap-score going up.
Guy 2- She’s ghosting you? She’s such a Joe!
Guy 2- She’s ghosting you? She’s such a Joe!
by quarter589 June 18, 2021
Get the Joe mug.A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".
Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
by happybloke42 June 19, 2021
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by Treeayyyy August 18, 2024
Get the Sneaky joe mug.On 26 August, 2024, Joe Rogan died after a shootout with the police. He will be missed 😭 RIP JOE ROGAN
by y0ur_pseud0nym August 26, 2024
Get the RIP JOE ROGAN mug.So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.
So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)
So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
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