A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better
fan than anyone else
a few requirements:
- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a
cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all
time
- musn't support
england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off