John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

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John Willett

A chicken fillet

Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."

by Real Human Person July 28, 2023

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John Sedgwick

The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.

Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.

Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica

Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?

Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick

Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ

OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-

by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023

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John

a fucking apple

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie

by jlilxow August 3, 2023

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John Buckley

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.

"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"

by _Wobble August 7, 2023

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