one-d-memes

a bad bitch who makes hilarious and killer ass memes on tumblr

Gurl:wow, whos that over there, she seems funny
Boii:Oh, thats one-d-memes shes so funny and hot

by cupcakeluvr September 28, 2013

Samosa'd

"Samosa'd" : The act of rubbing a pastry in a seemingly offending stranger's face in a rather unexpected manner that results in the immense enjoyment of all observers.

"Oh man, I was drunkenly absorbed in my falafel and didn't actually see, but I'm pretty sure that Vic just samosa'd that dude in the face! Yeah, his face is covered in spinach. samosa'd.

by Youngpersonwithdreams December 1, 2013

small d

Usually .1 or .2 inches long

What a small d you have john.

by small d kiddd September 19, 2016

Berchansky'd

To ditch or leave a group for another group of people who are significantly "cooler"

Jon and I went to the city yesterday to hang out with Katy, but she Berchansky'd us to hand out with Brandon. What a bitch!

by PH7 February 25, 2017

Jew’d

The act of swindling some poor sap out of some money.

That bastard Tyler jew’d me over again.

by Sparkles32 May 4, 2018

Grade D

if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. it’s hoe time

you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick

you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right

hoe of all hoes: you could have had it all
Dick: mmmm grade D all damn day

by williet hughnot January 5, 2020

Monkey D. Luffy

A random boy with a strawhat who wanted to be the Pirate King since he met a man with flip flops, so he got into a barrel and crossed the ocean until he met a pink haired boy. Only lives for meat, professional friendzoner.

"ILL BE THE KING OF PIRATES !!" – Monkey D. Luffy

by ig | ohmyluffy January 30, 2020