The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
Get the Porta Johnmug. 
Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy
by Grussy November 28, 2022
Get the Daddy Johnmug. by Proteins May 9, 2018
Get the Johnmug. The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.
He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"
Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017
Get the Johnmug. the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend
girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO
boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john
"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO
boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john
"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023
Get the Johnmug. 