Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017

Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

old fart

greedy president /some one whose in charge

Oh look the middle east is full of old farts

by donnytrumy April 23, 2017

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.

Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.

by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017

Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

by Dlancelot September 5, 2017

fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.

Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.

by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017