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Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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Alien Fart

A Fart That Can Be Poison To People.

It could cause sickness or death.
1. Robin the Alien fart Are toxic.
2. Thomas Did not gonna get Up. But Alf farted on him
3. Visitors Farted on A Guy.
4. How ALF Farted?
5. Alien Fart Can Be Toxic.
by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018
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Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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Fart

A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.
by Phazerrr February 27, 2022
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Fart Nugget

A offensive term towards British people meaning they are lesser then Irish and stupid
A Irish man asks someone “where are you from” they respondEnglandthe Irish says “oh your a Fart Nugget”
by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022
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Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021
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