plus one

Usually written '+1', used in a forum post to indicate that the post serves no purpose other than to increase the poster's postcount. Usually used after an empty post along the lines of 'I agree'. Often used in a sarcastic manner to indicate the pointlessness of the entire thread.

I agree.

+1

by Emperor Spleen February 4, 2004

number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

by Captain Picard February 7, 2005

The One and only

The baddest Mutha Fucker of all times... No one else can compare..... (For males) The man you wish you were... (For women) The man you've always wanted....

Who the fuck do you think you are??? "The One And Only", Bitch.....

by Debo D July 11, 2007

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

[blaze] one for the nation

Slang referring to the act of smoking marijuana.

"Yo dude lets go blaze one for the nation"

"If refer to smoking a joint as "blazing one for the nation" one more time, I will give you a sap covered pink sock. Ok?"

by James The Pain Hoban September 28, 2008

tap one out

To engage in masturbation.

I'm going home to tap one out.

by Snaprr August 28, 2010

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009