A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.
by xXJxhnXx January 29, 2021
Get the Johnmug. Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
by Pavill November 22, 2011
Get the john barlowmug. 
So Rizz and Skibidi ohio
Skibidi toilet rizzing up john pork we live we love we lie, at 3 AM lankybox live even toilet Rizz Ronaldo Messi ishowspeed vs gyat and Skibidi Ohio TikTok Rizz party carnival mewing with gyat all day john pork sus imposter 🤫🧏 ♂️ True
by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024
Get the Skibidi toilet rizzing up john pork we live we love we lie, at 3 AM lankybox live even toilet Rizz Ronaldo Messi ishowspeed vs gyat and Skibidi Ohio TikTok Rizz party carnival mewing with gyat all day john pork sus imposter 🤫🧏 ♂️mug. Former cousin of Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, John Blevins is no longer apart of the Blevins estate after being disowned by the family for being too boring and not caring. This man is also most likely wanted by the FBI, CIA, and POC for fraud, aggravated robbery, and slight racism, but not confirmed. After the falling out with the Blevins household, he and his life has gone to shit.
"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
by The White Gandhi February 25, 2021
Get the John Blevinsmug. John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024
Get the John Roblox Syndromemug. John is very hesitant. He has very big ears and can very ambitious. They can be very cantankerous. They able. They are blue.
by spooksay September 9, 2020
Get the Johnmug.