fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018

Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo

Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild

by YBoog69 October 21, 2025

fat

When a guy that eats McDonalds all the time and weighs 1000 lbs + Mhd + E.V.A.N. Unknown Black Death = A super gay white kid that plays fortnite all day and likes touching people and punching them (CH).

You are fat.

by Dr. default February 14, 2019

free-fatting

When you decide to wear a clingy dress or shirt without shape wear

It is 100 degrees out. I don't care I'm free-fatting this dress today

by Tphoto May 1, 2014

Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023

fat kitten

A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".

"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."

"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"

by HackerRhino June 6, 2017

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019