A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

bro day

A day where the boys take a break from all girls to chill and have fun.

"Hey let's have a bro day."
"Sounds good, I need a day with my boys."

by Fruit fruit salad yummy yummy January 26, 2017

E-Day

November 3, 2020 -- The date in American history where we find out how the rest of us are going to die.

Well E-Day is finally upon us, and there's only two possible outcomes. If the Donfather wins the election, we finish dying off slowly at the hands of the 'Rona. On the other hand, Trumplethinskin loses, and throws a giant temper tantrum, whereas he either: (a.) calls in his White Supremisist friends to start a 2nd Civil War; or, (b.) he calls his buddies Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and starts WW3. Regardless of the outcome, WE'RE F**KED!!!

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

JERRY DAY

jerry day, is NOVEMBER 5th a day where EVERYONE across the world should start drinking at 12am on the 4th and not stop until 12am on the 5th. Where we celebrate the most amazing human in the world being born. Jerry Henderson everyone’s favorite kid ever.

And of course Malus husband❤️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU JERRY

let’s get drunk for Jerry Day ASAP

Omg it’s jerry day fuck yeah

WE ALL LOVE JERRY

by malugierau November 4, 2021

Adriana Day

Today April 23 2022 is the first national Adriana day. Today is the day to celebrate THE Adriana bcs she’s so beautiful and sweet. There’s no way in hell you could hate her bruh she’s so stunning. I think everyone should try to be like her

John: “ugh I cant stand Adriana bro she’s a treesh”
Raelynn: “STFU U DIRTY WHORE ADRIANA IS SO PRETTY AND SWEET”

*everyone kindly jumps John 😁😻*
Oli: “HAPPY ADRIANA DAY GUYS”

by Weallloveadrianaforever April 23, 2022

IP369 Day

International Puborcow369 Day. On the 29th of August annually this event occurs, which celebrate the day which puborcow369 got together with Aerozyne a Filipino streamer

Wai Tong: MOO SUPPORTERS,LET'S CELEBRATE IP369 DAY!
Delvyn: HECK YEAH1

by notawildriftplayer August 29, 2022

Aternos Day

Aternos Day occurs on the 27th of January every year. All server owners are required to keep their Aternos server on for at least 5 hours and play on it.

Today's Aternos Day, so I'm going to start the server.

by jolly9876543 January 26, 2021