Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.

"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"

by Slutnboots May 27, 2019

Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.

I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Gaga balls

When you put a man's balls in your mouth and gargle them, while saying, "Gaga Gaga Gaga."

"Man, I gave Ray the good ol' Gaga balls last night." -Sara

by Synderella May 15, 2018

Baccy Ball

When ya bitchass friends can't handle how much tobacco you put in your chop/mull so you keep it chill for them and slap a little finger-rolled ball of tobacco in the bottom of ya bowl/cone piece

"pass the cone piece g I'll pack you a cone"

"In a second bro the mulls got fuckall spin so let me jam a baccy ball"

by spunJZ May 15, 2018

Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

raisin balls

When your balls are dried up and you are unable to produce a child.

Hey man Casey and Gloria are trying for a boy but Casey got the raisin balls.

by Hoggonzo April 21, 2018