dick nag 

Adjective: Someone or something that is nagging with their penis or someone even more annoying than a nagger

The dude on the bus is being a real dick nag to those ladies.

dick nag by The Great Papa Ryan January 28, 2018

dick chopping 

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

dick chopping by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

Dick Brain 

When a girl with big curves walks by and you start thinking with your dick instead of your head.

John: look at that ass
Tyler: John why do you always have a dick brains hen you look at girls

Dick Brain by Herpesnothimpes February 16, 2018

Dick-Off

When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.

They do this to see who has a larger penis.

Hey I’ll bet you my dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a dick-off ?

Dick-Off by Megacrankdaddy77 February 12, 2018

Dick weasel 

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

Dick weasel by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Dick Chapping 

A Non-Homosexual game performed by 2 men. The first round starts with one of the 2 placing they lips around the other mans penis' tip he begins spinning his tongue around the tip 10 times after that its the next mans turn. Each round the 2 men have to increase the number of times they have to circle their tongue around by 10. First man's tongue to touch the others tip has to post in a social media account that he has lost the game.

1. Joe and Edgar played a game of dick chapping until they were stopped by Edgar's Mom

Dick Chapping by Rabbido May 7, 2018

Dick light 

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

Dick light by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018