Sarcastic phrase used when one really wants to say something like shove off, fuck off, eat shit, kick rocks, go to hell or simply stop.
by PineappleJuice April 27, 2015

When a man performs oral sex on a woman with no expectation of reciprocation or intercourse. Opposite of laced up. Also used as buckle up and buckle her/me up.
by SGS000001 April 27, 2006

used to describe a new hair cut that is quite fresh, or more specifically describing someone with a nicely-done shape-up.
Dude, you are laced up! Look at that hair line!
A: Hey Kevin, hows it like being laced up?
B: Pretty sweet, Nick.
A: Hey Kevin, hows it like being laced up?
B: Pretty sweet, Nick.
by A Breed of Sushi January 30, 2008

by Percy October 22, 2003

by jvcwut November 21, 2010

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger November 30, 2015

by jimmycao April 29, 2004
