Hot Topic Boner

The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.

Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.

Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.

by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009

Bag licking hot

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.

yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!

by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009

got me hot

Its when you feel as though someone has you F***** up and you can't say that because their are either adults or professional people around you. So you say "got me hot" instead of saying "got me f***** up"

Ethan: I heard Kevin told the principal that you were the one that fought.

Brenda: Kevin said that? He got me hot!

by Slopontheknob March 8, 2016

Hot Karl Nunchucks

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

by G-man and KG May 24, 2009

Flaming Hot Eyeball

When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.

Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.

by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010

shitting hot wings

The dreaded feeling of intense pain and heat in your asshole, most commonly occurring when, but not limited to, eating hot wings. It gets so bad that you are conflicted as to whether you should push it all out or hold it in out of fear. Its the worst and most unsatisfying dump anyone can have.

"yo dick, you wanna go out tonight?"

"I dont think so dude, Im shitting hot wings, so my world is coming to an end."

by thedumpmaster November 15, 2009

Middle-of-the-workday hot

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

by Danswer88 December 21, 2008