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Fart

Your that one 8-12yr old boy who wanted to think this as a joke when really, your not even close to being funny hon, 💀
‘She farted
by chiki-san May 21, 2021
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Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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Fart nugget

Ugh uaah uah uaaaaah
by Uwu******* November 9, 2019
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Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
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fart slobber

Fart Slobber: similar to a “shart” (a fart in which one slips and actually $h*ts their pants).
After dinner I accidentally fart slobbered and now need to change my pants.
by Call_sign_viper May 31, 2018
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.
President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.
by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018
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